Waste Wizards
Veteran Owned and Operated
Making Pet Waste
Disappear
Every Saturday
$15/ Cleaning
Our most popular option for busy families and multiple pets. Summon our sorcerers every Saturday to keep your yard continuously clean, safe, and waste-free.
Every other Saturday
$20/ Cleaning
Reclaim your weekend without the dirty work. We visit every two weeks on Saturday to keep your lawn pristine for pets, kids, and backyard BBQs.
One Saturday
a Month
$25/ Cleaning
The ultimate monthly refresh for busy households or yards. Our scooping sorcerers will leave your space spotless and fresh in a single, thorough monthly visit.
One time cleaning
$60/ Two Hours
Perfect for deep cleans, spring cleaning, or a fresh start. Includes 2 hours of thorough cleaning. We will notify you before continuing if extra time is needed.
No upfront payment required. Please note that your card will not be charged until your first cleaning service is successfully completed.
An initial $25 "Disenchantment Fee" may apply on your first visit to banish the historic mess and restore your yard to a maintainable state. This initial curse-breaking fee may be lowered or completely waived depending on the current condition of your yard.
Why Routine Scooping Matters
PROTECT FAMILY HEALTH:
Eliminates toxic bacteria like E. coli and dangerous parasites to keep playing children and pets safe from infection.
SAVE YOUR LAWN:
Dog waste is highly acidic and burns drought-tolerant Bermuda grass, leaving unsightly dead patches that take massive amounts of water to revive.
DETERS PESTS & THE AG SWARM:
Our local agricultural environment naturally brings swarms of flies and rodents. Routine scooping eliminates their breeding grounds.
ELIMINATE ODORS & "POOP DUST":
Stops foul smells from drifting, and prevents heavy. West Texas winds from turning dried waste into airborne particles near your patio.
Step 1
BOOK ONLINE
Pick your flat-rate plan and check out securely in under 60 seconds. No back-and-forth phone tag, no waiting around for custom quotes.
From booking to a clean home and beyond
WHAT TO EXPECT
Step 2
ROUTE CONFIRMATION
We will directly reach out to you via text to confirm your address and coordinate your upcoming Saturday service details.
Step 3
INITIAL DEEP CLEAN
On our very first visit, we spend the extra time required to reset your yard to a perfect, maintainable baseline.
Step 4
SATURDAY VISITS & GATE LOCK PHOTO
We show up and work our wizardry on your yard. Once finished, we take a photograph of your securely closed gate to confirm we were there and that your pets are free to safely roam your secure yard again.